I confess: I was wrong.
For the last 23 years I have been a partner to my wife. We shared our responsibilities. We raised our children, built our home life, went through the ups and downs together.
I was there to support her, appreciate her and help her when she needed it.
All this time I thought she made love to me regularly because she loved me, cared about me and wanted to please me as I wanted to please her.
How could I have been so foolish?
After reading the comments on this post I now understand the only reason my wife was willing to have sex with me was because I helped her out around the house. She’s just using me as a butler and she thinks as long as she has sex with me I’ll continue to be her cleaning crew.
I just don’t know if that’s truly love.
So here’s what I am going to do. I’m going to stop helping her around the house. I’m going to stop telling her how beautiful she is. I’m going to stop helping raise our 17 year old.
Then we’ll see whether her motives are pure or not. If she keeps having sex with me when I’m not doing all this for her, then I will know she really loves me. Otherwise she only cares about me when I do the “right” things for her.
Thank you ladies for making this so clear. I used to think my wife would care about me even in times when I was the emotionally needy one who couldn’t give to her. You’ve opened my eyes.
February 16, 2007 at 6:17 pm
It’s a good thing I’m not the “pig” that ole mal posting at my blog thinks I am, or I’d not understand your humour here.
I wonder how many others won’t?
February 16, 2007 at 6:46 pm
Who says I was kidding Fracas?
(BTW, you sound like you have pneumonia–better take it easy.)
February 16, 2007 at 8:54 pm
It was very nice knowing you, Kevin.
Where will you want the donations in lieu of flowers sent?
Just wonderin’.
February 16, 2007 at 9:37 pm
Janie you know how us Christian men are–we know how to keep our women in line. After all God is a man. An unwed father, no less. Didn’t even send child support to his baby’s mama. That’s how we Christian men roll.
(I think I must be ornery this evening. Midget butt. I still crack me up.)
February 16, 2007 at 9:52 pm
Was his baby’s mama Anna Nicole, by any chance?
Seems like you’d have an inside line on that.
Oh, and if Your Redhead doesn’t want to beat you senseless herself, tell her to drop by either of our blogs. We’re pretty open to some sort of barter thing. I’m sure we could work something out…
February 16, 2007 at 9:56 pm
Did the midget butt incident look anything like Molly and W. Merganser’s picture of Janie’s candle?
February 16, 2007 at 9:59 pm
Wow, exactly like that!
(And I’m not letting my redhead anywhere near your blogs. She still doesn’t know about the, um, posterior photographic posting.)
February 16, 2007 at 10:00 pm
One more thing…she did allow me to take a pic recently that was G-rated but quite exciting. I may talk her into letting me post that. We will see.
February 16, 2007 at 11:29 pm
LOL JanieBelle, but I’m pretty sure Anna wasn’t that baby’s mama.
February 17, 2007 at 3:14 am
It doesn’t sound like you want love to me. It sounds like you want wifely subservience. Why would your wife be more motivated to love you the more cruelly you treat her?
I also think your outrage at not being worshipped for helping around the house is amusing. It is assumed that women are supposed to do those things, without help and without accolade, regardless of whether or not they work – regardless of whether or not they have children. You have a huge sense of entitlement.
If you really want to understand why your wife reacts this way instead of sulking about the fact that she does, I would think a lot harder about how the marriage weighs on her and focus less on everything that you need and want.
February 17, 2007 at 3:20 am
Gingermiss, thank you for your lack of a funny bone. You demonstrate exactly the point of this post. The point is to say that the things women have often said about what they expect of their husbands is just as foolish as this.
Thanks for playing along. You’re a genius. I’m sure at times you may even get sarcasm. Not this time.
February 17, 2007 at 3:33 am
Reading your previous questions and comments, unless every word out of your mouth is laced with some intended humor, I stand by my comments. Even if they’re meant to be funny, they’re not funny without any reflection of your genuine feelings.
It’s nice to know that, even with a perceived ‘misinterpretation’ of your post, you were able to recognize that I’m a genius. Bravo!
February 17, 2007 at 3:36 am
Oh, gingermiss, just keep telling yourself that. Yah, you’re a genius.
How ’bout this: How about you try to have a sense of humor about yourself. It will pay off.
Unless you are a pompus asshole, then it will he difficult for you.
February 17, 2007 at 3:41 am
Yeah, ok, I won’t bother reading or responding to any more of your incredible satire, since you’re clearly not in it for any actual discussion. Enjoy your self-satisfied masturbatory paradise.
February 17, 2007 at 3:43 am
Mastubation. Yeah, that’s my goal. Just like all men. Of course if you could get your head out of your ass once in a while you might find several things you may find insightful:
Humor, Insight, Discussion
You ought to try it.
I’m tempted to go to your blog and mess with you just to see if you will come back. I wonder…
February 17, 2007 at 6:37 am
fracas,
You wouldn’t know it from the press coverage though, would ya’? If all you ever read was CNN and MSNBC, it’d be understandable if you thought she was the frakkin’ virgin Mary!
As for Anna Nicole’s baby, I have it on good authority that Kevin is the baby’s daddy, and I’m going public as of right now:
I am Anna Nicole Smith’s baby’s mamma.
Just so y’know.
February 17, 2007 at 12:29 pm
you make me laugh
February 17, 2007 at 1:28 pm
Me or Kevin?
Both, I hope!
February 17, 2007 at 1:39 pm
sure, both of you….
…….I was kinda talking to Kevin though
February 17, 2007 at 1:48 pm
Yeah, he’s a riot!
I’m just his peanut gallery. He loves me, though!
August 31, 2007 at 11:56 pm
My wife loves me . She doesn’t take anything until make me eat. but she gets anger very often . I also love her very much but sick of her anger. I am in a fix what should I do . I don’t threat her beacuse of my love . I be upset when I get angery. Please suggest me how can I be happy in my life. I work in a seo company and also study for MCA course. In this situation I want mentaly relax so kindly give me some suggestion
April 1, 2008 at 5:09 pm
she’s a whore. i was married for 19 years and the bitchj cheated on me during my double lung transplant! yours is a whore too and you are not a bad person. some bitches are out to fuck us over no matter what. When they are done with you they will hurt you. You did nothing wrong.
My wife was a real whore. eydiebrown@hotmail.com.
October 7, 2008 at 2:10 pm
Wow, you’re a bitch. And you have NO right to “keep a women in line”. I’m a women and if you EVER said that to me i would kick your sorry ass.