I haven’t posted for TEN WHOLE DAYS so I thought I would try to put up something–anything–here for my loyal readers and/or detractors.
My blog is now officially for sale:

My blog is worth $15,807.12.
How much is your blog worth?
The First $15K Certified Check Gets the Blog
My idea is to get folks at Calvary Chapel to take up and offering and buy me out just to get me to shut up. Or the Pope.

April 20, 2007 at 12:34 pm
I got 5 bucks and a half eaten box of Hot Tamales Ice!
April 20, 2007 at 1:40 pm
Send it to the Calvary Chapel “Silence Our Critics” Fund c/o SMP. Just $14,995.00 to go. I suspect you can keep the Tamale poo.
April 20, 2007 at 6:19 pm
$15,000 that sounds like a steal. They might miss some marketing consultant’s fee if they paid you that kind of dough.
April 20, 2007 at 6:34 pm
I figure my silence is worth at least that much. We’ll see. Maybe I need to expose more stoopid before I try to extort – oops I mean “sell” the site to them.
April 21, 2007 at 2:38 pm
You’re finally back. Took you long enough. What was up- you got a life or something? Lol.
April 21, 2007 at 2:39 pm
Oh check this out, my blog is worth $33,872.40
April 21, 2007 at 9:21 pm
ok, are you moderating or did I not hit submit?
my blog is worth 6200.00 and one month ago it was worth 0.
I will give you a couple bucks more if you harrass total tranny about eating more veggies!
Did you tell your redhead you loved her and to get a mammogram, i’m surprised you didnt comment on that post.
Kristina
April 21, 2007 at 9:44 pm
No moderation here.
Wow, your blog value is growing. I think I’m going to hit Total Tranny on the head, steal his blog and sell it on the black market.
Is Total Tranny not eating enough veggies? Take a plate, put a palm sized slab of lean, grilled meat, a fist sized portion of carbs and then fill the rest of the plate with veggies. That’s what Bill Phillips taught me.
I have told my redhead I love her, and she had a mammogram a couple months ago, so she’s good.
I haven’t been commenting too much this week (and blogging even less) so I didn’t have anything witty to say, though I can think of some things you would probably have to moderate out!
April 21, 2007 at 11:40 pm
This sucks.
I have 800-2500 sessions per day. 14.5 average pageviews per session. And my blog, http://www.blogitude.com/, is only worth $15,242.58.
Funny thing is, WC, I come in first for “i hate mark steel.”
Of course, Fracas comes in 13th for that same search. This blog comes in 28th. But if I keep typing, “i hate mark steel” if might make it …
April 23, 2007 at 10:32 am
for your viewing enjoyment.
that hat rocks!
http://dennismitchell.wordpress.com/2007/04/23/cowboy-up/
April 25, 2007 at 9:16 pm
“copy cat”
Takes one to know one.
April 26, 2007 at 3:08 pm
Brilliant idea!
Hmmm how much to keep my fat mouth shut?
Not sure I could do it!
I’ll have to go think about that one for a bit.
April 26, 2007 at 3:48 pm
I uh, shoot… Just bought that 5 gallon jug of soymilk from Costco and am about $8 short.
Good luck, then.
April 27, 2007 at 8:48 am
My blog’s only worth like $2,300.
April 27, 2007 at 2:18 pm
Aby, but so far nobody has offered me more than $5 for the blog. Somehow I think these numbers are fairly inflated.
May 2, 2007 at 9:30 am
nice link, I just found out my blog is worthless.