There are many Christians who struggle to figure out what types of sexual conduct are proper and holy and which are not.
Thankfully there is a site that breaks down sexual behavior with clear Biblical scriptures.
Here are some of the things you will discover there:
- Anal sex is a great alternative to vaginal sex if you are saving yourself for marriage.
- Swallowing is not optional but mandated.
- A strong erection is a gift from God.
- Threesomes are perfectly acceptable.
- Masturbation is God’s gift to us.
- How Christian porn can glorify God by edifying the Body.
- The place of BDSM in a Christian marriage.
While I would like to write a commentary on the things stated on the site, it speaks pretty well for itself. Just keep in mind this site uses scripture in exactly the same way thousands and thousands of conservative Christian sites do.
Enjoy.
Tip of the Mitre to Janie Belle at UDOJ for the comment that alerted me to this important Biblical study.
September 13, 2007 at 4:08 am
See, this is exactly the sort of spiritual guidance I rely upon you for — you, sir, are a fine American.
September 13, 2007 at 5:45 am
I believe that site is a parody, no?
September 13, 2007 at 7:33 am
Yes, I believe it is a parody to make a point: Using the same tactics conservatives use with scripture, you can justify just about anything.
September 13, 2007 at 7:51 am
was that pastor ron jeremy’s latest sermon?
September 13, 2007 at 8:17 am
every time i hear ron jeremy, i giggle — it’s almost like a reflex
is it wrong?
September 13, 2007 at 8:39 am
Ron Jeremy current appearance is the best argument I can think of for telling your kids not to be a porn star.
This is your body. Ron Jeremy is your body on porn.
September 13, 2007 at 5:57 pm
Parody, scharody. Porn, schmorn.
Yay for spiritual submission! And other naughty bits.
elise
September 13, 2007 at 6:06 pm
Christians rejoice! That was a fun read.
I vote the name of the Bible be changed to “The Big Book of Contradictions”
September 16, 2007 at 12:47 pm
[...] Biblical Sexual Standards [...]
October 13, 2007 at 4:06 pm
disgusting
God is watching you missy!
You and your sinning friends.
October 13, 2007 at 4:43 pm
They will surely burn in hell for eternal damnation until their eye balls melt and the skin peels from their bodies.
October 13, 2007 at 4:47 pm
indeed. Let us leave this place before we pick up filth and transgressions. This site is surely an abomination. I have linked it under our EVIL links. People should be made aware that such filth exists and should avoid it.
Jesus laments.
Do you think they might be Canadians?
Most likely, Good American stock would not stoop this low.
Foul Canuck…You will suffer and burn for eternity with the horned miserable one poking at your nethers with his rusty hot pitchfork…and it will serve you right.
I feel like more rebuking Brother Brit…how is that nice bit you have been working on doing?