Condi has a randy bean. She also has a Randy Bean.
According to this artilce, Condi and her “closest female friend” now own a house together.
But they’re not gay. Or at least neither one claims to be gay.
They also have a line of credit together.
Nope, not gay at all.
After all, if Condi was gay, why would she champion a President and policies that reduce gays to second class citizens? No one would be gay and speak such anti-gay rhetoric, the cognitive dissonance would be deafening.
When asked about her friendship with Condi, her Randy Bean replied:
“on friends, [Rice] goes narrow and deep.”
No, not gay.
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Picture from AfterEllen.com

September 16, 2007 at 12:04 pm
LMAO!
LURVE the sarcasm!! w00t!
September 16, 2007 at 12:04 pm
you’re on my blogroll!
September 16, 2007 at 12:10 pm
Thanks Salahudin.
September 16, 2007 at 1:03 pm
Not a lesbian.
Just a pissof to many.
September 16, 2007 at 1:53 pm
This is an old story that’s been kicked around for a while. The new revelations are interesting, but they only seem to prove as much as a person is willing to assume. They own a home together? Interesting. The bigger question is whether they live in it together or moreover use it for private romantic liaisons. Well nothing seems to suggest or prove that. They have a line of credit together. Well that is neat, but what does it prove? There is still far too much assumption and way too much schadenfreude. To someone on the left this must be even more delicious then the whole John Edwards fiasco over his comment about Americans getting rid of their SUV’s at a speech where eh drove up in an SUV.
I once thought of going into the house flipping business with my best friend, but now that I know it means the assumption of homosexual activity I might have to reconsider. HA!
“Rice’s “closest female friend” is a woman named Randy Bean (pictured here), who is unmarried and whose sexual orientation is not stated. She is described as a “liberal progressive…”
You could at least praise her for being open-minded enough to shack up with a progressive liberal. I mean come on.
September 16, 2007 at 7:35 pm
Not for nothing, but David Crosby was seen leaving their humble abode recently. Something’s definitely a’cooking.
September 16, 2007 at 9:03 pm
did you take out my post or did i not submit it?
i dislike the new header….ewwwww
September 16, 2007 at 9:40 pm
Kris,
I lost the old header so I am trying something different.
I didn’t touch your comment. I’ll check the spam filter and possibly it’s there.
September 16, 2007 at 10:09 pm
A) If that is her girlfriend… DAMN. Use your position to get some hot tail or something. This is worse than Bill’s choice of playmate.
B) New Header… double damn!??! If you ask for help it will be given.
September 16, 2007 at 10:14 pm
Pope-A-Dope,
New header is a little too man on man for my taste. It’s totally cool if your taste runs that way, I mean after we play tennis just don’t ask me to take a shower. We can talk and go for a beer, but I can’t make out. Sorry.
I always thought your red-head was a girl. Apparently not. Did you “guys” (literally) adopt?
Anyways, I can always help you with the header if you want bud.
September 16, 2007 at 10:20 pm
Agathos,
I had a female cleavage pic, but I thought this would be more acceptable to my female readers. Maybe not.
I think it’s interesting that you thought just viewing a man’s chest is overtly sexual. Hmmmm…makes me wonder about the Bruins locker room.
Slices,
Yeah, Randy isn’t really a looker, but then again…
September 16, 2007 at 11:35 pm
Over at Crackpot Press.com we analyzed Randy Bean’s bio for hot girl on girl keyword action.
We found more than a few “hints”
September 17, 2007 at 8:37 am
yeah, let agathos help you with a header, this one is just creepy…..
stay with the catholic theme, and eh, no, female cleavage either,
September 17, 2007 at 7:04 pm
just the idea of those babes gettin’ it on makes me wanna rip out my vagina and throw it out the window!
(oops)
January 6, 2009 at 12:45 pm
Well, if Condi is a les, as I am, I’d like to move in with her and have her lips all over me and then I’d love to return the feeling !!!!! Imagine having sex with such a powerful woman.
Sorry guys and gale, but power is such a GREAT aphrodesiac !!!!!!
April 10, 2009 at 4:54 am
This woman is gay… cant you all tell when ever she’s been on TV visiting international countries and she’s surrounded by allof those macho male world’e leaders..
She awlays looked awkard withher body language, shakey voice .And her general persona is one of “am gay get me out of here – am not a politician senate” Who ever gave this woman a job in the first place…
I would have preferred if she came out and we would all be fine with it from the state..Fame comes at a high price and I am not sure, she can never hold down a job in politics ever after all this !!! very messy and dishonest !!!
Be proud Condi and do more for your own gay/les community.Afterall polictics come and go. But gay/les community is here to stay foreverl
Condi you have been tagged on line for BEING GAY – OUTED and there is only one Condi with this name.