How to Deal with Jehovah’s Witnesses
By WhoreChurch
Thanks to Kevin Kolack.
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September 22, 2007 at 11:00 am
XD I have a cousin that pulle that stunt!
September 22, 2007 at 6:22 pm
*snort*
September 23, 2007 at 2:35 pm
hehehehehe….
September 24, 2007 at 4:00 am
Perhaps another way to deal with Jehovah’s Witnesses might be to simply listen to what they have to say.
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September 24, 2007 at 6:16 am
[Yawn] This ploy is only at least 30 years old. Back in the 70s when I was a JW knocking on folks’ doors a man tried it on me. Imagine his squirming discomfort while his silly stunt fell humiliatingly flat as I, a young female, stood there showing him one scripture after another for several minutes.
There ain’t nothing JWs haven’t encountered on the doors, so try just telling them to leave and not return. Take it from me, down deep, most couldn’t care less one way or the other—they’re just after the “credit” they earn on the books all the same for the time spent –lol!
September 25, 2007 at 7:56 pm
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September 26, 2007 at 11:55 am
Fiften years ago, I brought some in for a Decaf Coffee … that wasn’t. Full on Kona, a scoop of Earl Grey, some heavy cocoa, four whole nutmegs, dash of cinnamon, and a few drops of vanilla for flavor. (Sounds bad, but tastes surprisingly good)
Those guys were so high…
October 3, 2007 at 6:58 pm
Actually, I generally answer the door au naturale when the JW’s knock. It usually nets me looks of shock and a hasty retreat. I’ve tried everything from politely asking them not to come onto my property, being rude or insulting to downright threatening. I live in a small rural community on a lot of acreage and they actually have to drive a long way on MY property to reach my house, which I find quite nervy. Signs on the door don’t seem to work. I noticed one man up the road had a sign that said No Jehova’s Witnesses with the circle and slash over it.
At one time I kept a stack of pamphlets from the American Atheist Society near the door. I would tell them I’d read theirs if they would read mine. When they saw what I offered they generally went three shades of pale.
Just for kicks, once (some years ago) a friend and I decided to give them a taste of their own medicine. We went to the local Kingdom Hall, when the parking lot was full, and pounded on the door until a puzzled looking man man answered. We told him we had some information we’d like to share and handed him several of the American Atheist Society pamphlets. He of course looked at us like we were crazy as we left laughing
September 3, 2008 at 1:00 pm
Quoting Rose: “they’re just after the “credit” they earn on the books all the same for the time spent –lol!”
Lets not be silly, if you really were a JW then you would know there is no “Credit”. The only reason you are knocking on doors, is to please god, and to try and bring new and openhearted people into the faith. Don’t give more reason for people to mock this well-meaning religion.
Yes, its true however that Jehovah’s Witness’ do endure allot when going door to door. It is very simple however, for anybody to get them to stop calling. You can very politely ask them to Put your house on the Do Not Call List. And to not call anymore.
September 3, 2008 at 1:04 pm
Of course there are extremists in EVERY religion, who such tactic’s as I have posted might not work with. Lets not judge a religion based on a few bad apples though.
September 8, 2008 at 12:34 pm
Kale, either you are a JW or very naive. I asked them, politely, for years…every time they knocked on my door to put my address on a list requesting no more callers…yet they kept on coming.