Top Posts of 2007

By WhoreChurch

Here is a list of the most read posts of 2007. Thanks to commenter DM at Krislinatin’s blog for the “how to“:

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What's Underneath that Burqa 5,621 More stats
Joyce Meyer's Pornographic Lifestyle 5,413 More stats
Condoleezza Rice a Lesbian? 3,906 More stats
Biblical Sexual Standards 3,797 More stats
What Atheists Cry Out During Sex… 3,326 More stats
How to Deal with Jehovah's Witnesses 3,120 More stats
Close Your Porn First 2,922 More stats
Sexual Orientation: How to Know if You A 2,860 More stats
Your Blog is Lame Because You are Lame 2,448 More stats
Ann Coulter: Latex Fetish, Prostitution 2,434 More stats
God Loves Big Boobs 2,414 More stats
Joyce Meyer Supporters Can Go to Hell (R 2,132 More stats
Homeschoolers Can Be Fun [PIC – Not Safe 2,030 More stats
Do You See Jesus? 1,748 More stats
Sexy 6" Spike Boots, Erotic Pictures and 1,584 More stats
Calvary Chapel Pastor Speaks Out (and sh 1,279 More stats
Girl Naked Except for a Thong 1,191 More stats
Fred Thompson: A Bio 1,031 More stats
I’m Sick of My Wife Using Me 1,003 More stats
Your Input Needed: Why Don’t Women Lik 989 More stats
Your Pastor is a Controlling Idiot 950 More stats
How Fundys Swim 880 More stats
God did what…? 828 More stats
Florida Refuses to Allow Oral Exams in S 788 More stats
Homeschool Mom Is an Imbecile 679 More stats
Calvary Chapel: How Long Before It's a 657 More stats
Serial Killers, Sex, Movies and Silk Box 651 More stats
About 631 More stats
Please Forgive my Foolishness 608 More stats
Book Ideas on Marriage/Sex 601 More stats
Jamie Lynn Spears and Abortion 575 More stats
Calvary Chapel: Calling for Pastor Inpu 535 More stats
Calvary Chapel: A Primer on the Dangers 513 More stats
He Just Had a Bad Habit 508 More stats
Why Your Mate is an Asshole 505 More stats
Great WordPress Blog Names: 450 Ideas 500 More stats
Called by God to Ministry: Narcissists 490 More stats
How I've Experienced God 468 More stats
Single Moms: Stop Abusing Your Kids and 418 More stats
Calvary Chapel Preacher Site Bans My Com 414 More stats
They Will Know You’re Not a Christian 409 More stats
Are You WhoreChurch Approved? 381 More stats
Shame, Self-Condemnation and Porn: Meet 374 More stats
Calvary Chapel: The Root of the Problem 358 More stats
Homeschooling: Is it OK to Lie to Child 352 More stats
I know you're impressed, but it's Jesus. 350 More stats
How to Fix Your Marriage 349 More stats
Why Do Christians Want to Have So Much S 332 More stats
Tips for a Fun Thanksgiving! 331 More stats
Why You Should Stop Going to Church 327 More stats
Calvary Chapel: Quit Before Someone Get 316 More stats
How to Stop Pre-Marital Sex 310 More stats
Tag Lines: Need Your Input 293 More stats
What Would Jesus Preach? 291 More stats
Evangelism: Guilt, Shame and Reality 274 More stats
Paris Hilton Text Messaging from Jail 273 More stats
New Testament Koine Greek: Who Knew It W 271 More stats
Called by God: How to Prevent Narcissis 269 More stats
Islam is ICKY. Meet Tom and Bill, Warri 269 More stats
Joyce Meyer Supports Gone Wild! 264 More stats
HELL EXPLAINED BY CHEMISTRY STUDENT 264 More stats
What's In Your Bible? 260 More stats
Irish I was Drunk 254 More stats
Chocolate Easter Jesus – The Perfect E 250 More stats
If You Liked Brokeback Mountain… 239 More stats
Your Spouse is Having Sex, Is It With Yo 237 More stats
Richard Dawkins is NOT an Atheist 236 More stats
Homosexual Christianity – Need Your Inpu 235 More stats
How We Got the Canon of Scripture 230 More stats
Fuck 9/11 229 More stats
Evangelism Guilt Part II 228 More stats
I am the father of Anna Nicole's baby 222 More stats
Andrea Yates Trial and Murder Revisited: 216 More stats
Why GodTube.com is Stupid and Antiproduc 214 More stats
Word of Faith: You Can Thank Me Later 209 More stats
Poisoning Being Considered in Falwell De 206 More stats
The God Delusion (or Jesus Ain't Magic) 205 More stats
What Will You Let Define You? 204 More stats
Catholic School Great for Transvestite P 197 More stats
Go to Church, Win a Car! 196 More stats
Mary Winkler Wants Her Kids Back 188 More stats
TGI FUNDYS: Fundamentalist Hilarity! 188 More stats
Stupid Christians: Case in Point 187 More stats
Was Eve Flat Chested? 187 More stats
Atheism is the New Black 177 More stats
The Spiritual Blindness of Fundamentalis 172 More stats
Anna Nicole Smith Controversy: I am the 172 More stats
I Don't Know Why I Try (or Why Fundies a 169 More stats
Rick Warren Collapses During HIV Event 168 More stats
Is God Supernatural? 164 More stats
Parody and Sarcasm as Commentary 162 More stats
Why Abstinence Teaching Fails and What t 161 More stats
Jesus Looks Good in a Banana Hammock; M 159 More stats
Mike Huckabee: A Dangerous Candidate 159 More stats
Another Christian Circle Jerk 159 More stats
The Official Creation/ Intellegent Desig 153 More stats
Jerry Falwell Dead: Who Speaks for God 149 More stats
World Religious Distribution 148 More stats
How to Get Out of a Boring Sermon 148 More stats
Imus Endows Rutgers Scholarship 148 More stats
Falwell in Hell? (Video) 147 More stats
God Became Flesh 146 More stats
Can Christians Be Both Stupid and Saved? 146 More stats
Uh, I'm What? Brian McLaren? 146 More stats
Kathy Griffin and Suck it Jesus 145 More stats
Flying Spaghetti Monster Hypocrisy 141 More stats
Today's Sermon: Be Excellent to One Ano 140 More stats
What's Your Best "Not Safe for Church" S 135 More stats
Kent Hovind: A Tribute 132 More stats
WhoreChurch Needs Your Advice 131 More stats
God’s Website: An Open Letter Critiqu 130 More stats
Sinners Welcome – well, some sinners any 127 More stats
Troubled by Your Sexual Preference? Try 120 More stats
When Atheists Evangelize 118 More stats
A Real Church Sign… 117 More stats
God Recalls D. James Kennedy 113 More stats
Pope John XII: This Day in Church Histo 112 More stats
Why Did Jesus Make You Ugly? 111 More stats
Sinéad O'Connor Gets Emergency Injuncti 108 More stats
The Nature of God 105 More stats
Why Pray to Jesus When You Can…. 103 More stats
OK, OK, You Guys are Just too Clever 101 More stats
Jesus Would Go to Hooters 100 More stats
Evangelicals are an Embarrassment 98 More stats
It's Official: Christianity Today Endors 96 More stats
Posable Paper Pope: Fun for the Whole F 96 More stats
They Nailed Jesus to the F*&%*IN' CR 95 More stats
The Irony that Is Conservapedia 93 More stats
A Wife is Worth $1,377 Per Hour? 93 More stats
Why God Hates Florida 93 More stats
Win Ben Stein’s Theology 91 More stats
Prayer and Coincidence 91 More stats
Looking for Metaphors 91 More stats
The Vast Zionist Conspiracy: The Handy 88 More stats
Who Would Jesus Endorse? 87 More stats
Ted Haggard: Own a Piece of Evangelical 84 More stats
Everyone Worships… 84 More stats
Intelligent Design My Ass 83 More stats
The Miracle of the Ice Cream Cake 82 More stats
The Most Offensive Meme Ever 81 More stats
Jesus Loves You, But… 80 More stats
Don't Visit This Website… 80 More stats
Gimmee $15K, I'll Give You a Blog 79 More stats
The Problem with Homosexuals 77 More stats
Touch Not the Lord’s Anointed 76 More stats
Jesus Gets all the Chicks 74 More stats
Jesus: My Get Out of Jail Free Card 74 More stats
Supply Side Jesus 72 More stats
The Lot is Cast Into the Lap… 72 More stats
Don't Stand Behind the Pope… 71 More stats
Mom is Santa 71 More stats
A Message from God 67 More stats
The Day I Got Fired Was Wednesday 66 More stats
How Much Bible Do You Know? 66 More stats
Jesus' New Cop Show 66 More stats
God Said She's a Smart Ass 64 More stats
Mike Huckabee's New Campaign Ad 64 More stats
Sometimes We All Need a Little Help 62 More stats
Rape or Not: Is that You Rachael? 62 More stats
Jesus Died for Your Sins… 61 More stats
Now It's Worth $21K 61 More stats
This Day in Church History 1904 58 More stats
The Reliablity of Fallible Scripture 57 More stats
D. James Kennedy Quotes 57 More stats
What Are You Getting God for Valentine� 56 More stats
Happy New Year, 5768 55 More stats
Galileo Galilei Welcome to Heaven Day 54 More stats
The New Atheist Diet 54 More stats
The Heroic Battle Between the Forces of 52 More stats
Hiatus… 51 More stats
Evangelism 101: The Bait and Switch 51 More stats
Blog Marketing Exchange 47 More stats
This Day in Church History 1941 47 More stats
25 Things I Learned from Google Trends 47 More stats
TGI Fundys New Graphic 46 More stats
Whore Church Breaks 4,000 Page Views 45 More stats
The Noah's Ark Challenge 45 More stats
Jesus Loves Me, You Probably Won't 45 More stats
Now This is Emergent… 44 More stats
Post Rapture Words of Comfort 44 More stats
What I’ve Learned in 2007 40 More stats
Gays, Blacks and The Pope 40 More stats
Freedom of Religion: You’re Free to W 38 More stats
Hanukkah Ham Oy! 36 More stats
I'm Not Mad at Dad (Anymore) 35 More stats
Make a Post Earn Some Salvation Points 34 More stats
Thank You Friends 33 More stats
Truth in Church Advertising 33 More stats
TGI Fundys 33 More stats
Why I Love Senator McCarthy 33 More stats
WhoreChurch Breaks 2,000 Page Views 31 More stats
Hilarious Post over at My Other Blog is 30 More stats
Why You Need to Thank Me for Thanksgivin 30 More stats
Tag Clouds 29 More stats
Living with a Narcissist: Understanding 28 More stats
Should Pastors Have to Pass Psych Screen 28 More stats
8 Facts You Didn't Know about Me 27 More stats
Free Burma 27 More stats
WhoreChurch Ranked a Top 100K Site 24 More stats
Day 2 on WordPress and we just broke 100 23 More stats
A Little Help Here… 23 More stats
Identity Crisis 22 More stats
Congrats to Fracas! 21 More stats
A Link to My Old Blog 20 More stats
Go Deep 19 More stats
Today is the First Day of the Rest of My 16 More stats
How to Make £2 billion as a Prophet 16 More stats
The Story of the First Christmas 16 More stats
This Day in Church History 1572 11 More stats

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13 Responses to “Top Posts of 2007”

  1. 2007 UDoJ in Review « UDreamOfJanie Says:

    [...] I’m a mindless sheep and copy-cat any cool thing that Kevin does, here are some stats about this little blog from the past [...]

  2. JanieBelle Says:

    That was a “Whoops, I forgot to change the year on the date stamp” moment.

    Sorry.

  3. krislinatin Says:

    so, beat me to the punch, eh?
    the cheetos and toe post is on the other blog?
    Wanted to see how high they rate…
    Kristina
    I’m not posting anymore until some poeple comment on the Help for Cassie post.

  4. WhoreChurch Says:

    I haven’t commented on the Cassie post because it required too many brain cells. We are very busy this minute (you may be the only one I’ve told why…) and I don’t have too many brain cells to spare.

    Crazy Long Second Toe has 367 page views.

    Twelve Steps of Cheetos has 204 page views.

    The Naked Body-Builder Chick has…1,842!

  5. krislinatin Says:

    oh yeah, i forgot!
    Take care, and don’t forgot about the puppy and kitties……….

  6. WhoreChurch Says:

    The 95 pound “puppy” delivered to a family with 3 toddlers on a farm outside LaFollete, TN and a woman from Kentucky is coming to pick up the kitties on Wednesday.

    Just so your heart isn’t troubled.

  7. krislinatin Says:

    You are such a good kind-hearted guy! But i won’t tell anyone, promise!

  8. sam Says:

    I don’t have anything to add other than to wonder how many of your readers know how to properly pronounce LaFollete. I can’t say I’ve been there, but I know how to say it.

    Thanks for some great posts. It was sometime this year that I discovered your blog, and I’ve truly enjoyed it. Keep on keepin’ on!

  9. 2007 in Review « Abyssal’s Blog Says:

    [...] blog gets its first birthday, but, who gives a rip about the technicalities, right? Shout out to WhoreChurch for the [...]

  10. JanieBelle Says:

    OK, now you can read it (but the link up there is wrong – It should be here).

  11. WhoreChurch Says:

    Janie,

    Fixed the link in the first track back.

  12. JanieBelle Says:

    Awww. Thank you Kevin. You are so very sweet.

    Kisses to you and your missus.

  13. totaltransformation Says:

    Impressive numbers. Thanks for the inspiration.

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