Guns Don’t Kill People, Magic Kills People

By WhoreChurch

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According to the Sioux City Police, Lawrence Douglas Harris Sr. accidentally strangled and stabbed his two step-daughters while trying to cast a magic spell.

That’ll show you kids–magic kills. Reading Harry Potter books will kill you.


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3 Responses to “Guns Don’t Kill People, Magic Kills People”

  1. b4dguy Says:

    I can help you out with the Sodom thing…

    You stated that the Bible is not clear on why Sodom and Gomorrah was destroyed – it actually does. You have to jump over to Ezekiel 16 where the Lord says, ” ‘Now this was the sin of your sister Sodom: She and her daughters were arrogant, overfed and unconcerned; they did not help the poor and needy. They were haughty and did detestable things before me. Therefore I did away with them as you have seen.

    So in rank order the sins of Sodom were:

    1. Arrogance
    2. Gluttonness (overfed)
    3. Unconcerned
    4. Not helpful to the poor and needy
    5. Haughty
    6. Did detestable things

    If the ‘detestable things’ were, in fact, homosexual acts (which isn’t at all clear) then at best that was the sixth most important reason why Sodom was obliterated.

    I hope this helps the discussion.

    Jeff

  2. b4dguy Says:

    Okay -that was in the wrong place….

  3. WhoreChurch Says:

    Thanks for the clarification. I’ll duplicate it over at the other post and respond to it there.

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