Excellent Blog: Of Course I Won
Plucky Mamma awarded me the “Excellent Blog” award the other day and I couldn’t have been more flattered. You love me; you really, really love me.
Now I have a nifty new blog widget–which is cool–but I also get to award the award to 10 more people. Because I know that my endorsement is kinda like Ted Kennedy endorsing Obama, I have thought carefully about who I would nominate and why:
Of all the blogs I have read, these are the only three I find myself in agreement with consistently. It may be because they are so insightful. Or it may be because they are written my moi (that’s Frenchie lingo for “me.”)
The rest in alpha order:
Because Aby IS Marshall.
Belly dancer…need I say more?
Mark gets the award because he would beat me up if I didn’t give him the award.
Wiggs’ humor is devastatingly, recklessly hilarious. Plus she’s a cool person. And offered to let my Redhead and me stay in her vacation home.
Honesty without (too much) hostility.
Sam gets my vote for being a father who homeschools his kids.
Krislinatin gets the award for putting up with me for a year now and still not telling me I was going to hell. Not that I’m NOT, she just hasn’t told me that…yet.
I am sucking up to Justin because I want to be in his next movie.
For introducing me to “What What in the Butt?” and because I feel the icy stare of a llama on me all the time.
Because he smokes cigars and puts pictures of him smoking on his website. And he looks like Steven Page.
Because Jonolon speaks about himself in the third person and has a cool avatar.
Funny, gutsy writer.
Elise gets the award for not only being an excellent writer, but because she is also consistently gracious in her comments. She’s pretty cool (and a little kinky.)
‘Cause he’s number one for “total tranny” on Google.
Because Lou writes in three distinct styles and manages (most of the time) to maintain the separation in his own brain he gets my vote for all three of his blogs. (Sorry guys, Janie is a 40ish man, not a young, nubile, heavy breasted woman.)
Rachael deserves the award for coming up with quirky, hilarious posts on living in Reno with barefoot neighbors, Hello Kitty AK-47’s and psychoactive medications.
I’ve joined Full Tilt Blogging–and if you want to have more fun, make more friends and even make money blogging, you need to check this out. (Click the book for details…)
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February 1, 2008 at 10:20 am
you are going to hell……
February 1, 2008 at 10:20 am
do i get the award?
February 1, 2008 at 10:22 am
i mean….do i still get the award?
havent heard from you lately? whats up, pup? Still sick?
oh, you forgot scott…have you heard from him?
Kristina
February 1, 2008 at 4:37 pm
YES ill be sure to put this one right next to the future Oscar. It all started here. Thanks Kevin.
February 1, 2008 at 6:58 pm
Validation kicks ass! Thanks for the big E.
February 1, 2008 at 8:33 pm
Leaky and Dame.
February 1, 2008 at 10:56 pm
Thank you, your Whoreliness, for calling me an excellent writer, and gracious, and stuff like that. i’m a little peeved, though, that you said i’m a little kinky. i mean, seriously, you need to take it back. i have a rep to protect.
i’m way more than a little kinky.
elise
February 1, 2008 at 11:08 pm
OK, I take it back, you’re VERY KINKY. There, does that satisfy you? No wait, I didn’t mean it that way. What I meant was does me saying you’re very kinky satisfy your desires? No wait, that’s not right either.
You know what I mean.
February 1, 2008 at 11:19 pm
You have one extra reason to be thankful for your redhead: You’ll never have to worry about how to handle me.
As to my satisfaction…it’s not about me, is it? But then, you knew that.
Now, about that Mark person…do i have to add him to the ever growing list of male bloggers i’ve found via The Church who are provokingly unavailable to me? And would he really beat you up? And…if he did…could i watch?
elise
February 1, 2008 at 11:25 pm
Trust me, Elise, after 25 years with my redhead I am confident anyone else would be a cake walk. (And I’ve actually been to cake walks.)
Could Mark beat me up? Beats me, but I have found the safest plan is to assume the “yes” and avoid the event. Think of it not as cowardice but as wise use of available resources.
Could you watch? I hope you never have the option. Though Mark would probably be willing to moderately beat you up given the option. Mark is probably not unavailable (too many negatives there–he’s available) so I’m sure a couple comments on his blog might produce a positive exchange if you are both so interested.
February 2, 2008 at 5:09 am
The real question, of course, is “Did you win any of said cake walks?”
elise
February 2, 2008 at 1:04 pm
I ATTENDED a cake walk…I didn’t say I PARTICIPATED.
Tollesboro, Kentucky “Save our School” fund raiser circa 1985.
February 2, 2008 at 3:23 pm
i used to participate in cakewalks, jeez they were all the rage in the 70s-80s. especially in small towns
are you sending me the html code for my e? or did you take it back?
February 12, 2008 at 5:18 am
Wow! I can’t believe I missed this! Actually, I can. I was in Austin, Tejas and then got that nasty flu for a week. I was just catching up on your past blogs when I came across this. Congrats and thanks. All those trips through flickr seem worth it now.
February 17, 2008 at 2:02 am
Thanks, WC.
But I am *not* available, and haven’t been for over six months.
February 17, 2008 at 2:00 pm
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February 26, 2008 at 7:29 pm
an award?! oh i do love you!
June 10, 2008 at 9:23 am
For the record, I have mentioned that I’m quite thankful that I’m not “heavy breasted”.
Just so y’know.
June 10, 2008 at 9:24 am
But thanks for the award (eh, I’m a little tardy, aren’t I?)