Fat Tuesday: Throw Me Some Beads!
Hey you party animals…it’s Fat Tuesday! I’ll show you my boobs if you throw me some beads! Click here to THROW ME SOME BEADS ALREADY! CAUTION - THE LINK ABOVE WILL SHOW YOU ALMOST 1 MILLION PAIRS OF BOOBS!
I’ve joined Full Tilt Blogging–and if you want to have more fun, make more friends and even make money blogging, you need to check this out. (Click the book for details…)
Tags: Boobs, Fat Tuesday, Man Boobs, Mardi Gras
February 5, 2008 at 10:29 am
Fat Tuesday is the best holiday ever. Haven’t had any paczkis, but I’ve downed two vending machine donuts as a subpar replacement.
Oh, and here’s some beads. I wanna see some tittehs.
February 6, 2008 at 1:01 pm
words can’t describe the reaction–but I certainly grimaced.
February 8, 2008 at 8:09 pm
Looks more like “Full Tit Blogging”
February 15, 2008 at 11:41 am
WhoreChurch, you have spewed your blasphemous garbage for much too long. Your despicable treatment of Christians is unwarranted and constitutes religious-based hatred. I intend to contact WordPress administrators and see if there are any courses of action that can be taken by those who have suffered religious intolerance and online religious assault.
You can avert this by taking down all content disrespecting organized religion and Christianity in particular. Your site is the product of Satan, and as such, should be dismembered and scattered for and wide.
Do not contact me,
Johnnypeepers
February 17, 2008 at 2:00 am
So I don’t get it, JP. Did you like, or not like, the boobs?
February 17, 2008 at 5:48 pm
Mark Steel,
That is totally immaterial to the issue at hand - WC’s blasphemy. Mammary appendages are necessary to expel milky fluids to young babes - there purpose is utilitarian ONLY. To derive sexual pleasure by looking at chunks of flabby fat tissue disgusts. You are a pervert and a sinner.
February 18, 2008 at 12:30 am
You’re right. I’m glad I didn’t find any sexual pleasure in looking at them. Sorry you did.
February 18, 2008 at 4:50 pm
But since you did, maybe you should check out this blog, too. I think it might help you make peace with those “feelings” you’re having.
February 18, 2008 at 8:07 pm
I do not harbor those sinful and repulsive “feelings” generated by lust-inducing displays of flesh. I care not to see the pornographic blog you referenced, I know enough about the Liar’s propaganda designed to destroy the nuclear family and Christian morality. You are free to reject this evil, and I pray that you do before it is too late.
February 18, 2008 at 10:03 pm
I liked the one about the Bhagavad-Gita. lol
February 20, 2008 at 12:57 pm
where are you?
come back to your not-for-profit-blogging…..
February 21, 2008 at 9:53 am
Hey Whore Church. I’ve got a candidate for the Loving Christian Award:
“He’s not worth the price of the lead in the bullet used to blow his brains out!” ~Rita, elderly Borned Agyin Christian
March 5, 2008 at 8:02 am
Hello?
Anyone home? I just popped in to see how you’re d… hey look! Free wine!
March 6, 2008 at 9:03 am
I got a few hits via your blog today, so I figured maybe you were talking about me. However, it looks like you aren’t talking about much of anything these days.
March 11, 2008 at 4:52 pm
Okay, seriously, your Whoreliness — did you give up blogging for Lent?
~glower~
elise
March 11, 2008 at 8:21 pm
How about I throw you my boobs, uh I mean my utilitarian mammary appendages and you show me some beads?
March 11, 2008 at 10:14 pm
The WhoreChurch has been defeated. Good riddance jerk, you will not be missed. Heart disease is America’s #1 killer and G-d’s punishment for unforgivable blasphemy.
March 12, 2008 at 6:32 am
Ahhh… Let us all bask in the love of Jesus brought to us by johnnypeepee.
Asshole.
March 12, 2008 at 6:53 am
Everyone except Johnny P…
I’ll be back, I just had to “fast” from blogging for a while to make some change. (That works on two levels if you think about it.)
Johnny P,
Ha! I have been commenting on your blog–you’re the only one I have–I have just been doing it under a different name. See if you can figure out which one. (Hint: Look at the IP addresses.)
Johnny you are just to much of a man-hunk to ignore. Oh, and thank you for the flowers. It wasn’t necessary but it made my Valentine’s Day. Are you able to walk straight yet?
March 12, 2008 at 8:02 am
Thank you Kevie :),
I don’t know what I did to deserve so much of your attention. I appreciate all of the comments you left on my blog. Although it did hurt my feelings that you kept calling me scum, a fraud, and a Socialist. I am sure it was you trying to be cute or funny Kevie.
Thank you for fighting and defending our country. With your help (and many other brave soldiers like you), we will defeat the Iranian Hitler (Mahmoud) and liberate the Middle East. When they can experience Democracy as we do, they will be transported into the 21st century. Then we can convert them from that pesky violent religion that they cling too and bring them to the love of Christ. Everlasting life is awaiting the Chinamen and the dots in India too, but that is for another day.
Best of luck to you Kevie. Keep your bullets dry.
March 25, 2008 at 10:14 am
Your Whoreliness,
~sweet smile~ In case you gave up blogging for Lent …
IT’S EFFIN’ OVER!
Love,
elise
April 6, 2008 at 12:42 pm
Weren’t you supposed to start blogging again or something?
May 1, 2008 at 3:33 pm
You haven’t said a word for 86 days?
May 8, 2008 at 9:54 pm
He will be back when the conversion is complete. WC had to undergo intensive psychological re-programming to disinfect his brain. He strayed very far from the flock. Do not expect to see him continue his blasphemous campaign.
May 9, 2008 at 11:18 am
That’s a shame.
May 12, 2008 at 10:24 am
Where is Whore Church? He’s right here…
And Johnny P…it’s when your brain gets disinfected that one is able to see the foolishness called Christianity today.
May 14, 2008 at 8:41 am
I’m getting some kind of database error at God’s Dandruff. Just though you ought to know.
May 14, 2008 at 9:57 am
It’s because you voted for Hillary. Say three “Obamas” and try again.
May 14, 2008 at 9:57 am
Plus, I have pics of a porn star over there today.
May 14, 2008 at 8:56 pm
That’s always a bonus. ^_^
May 16, 2008 at 2:28 pm
*clicks link*
WHHHYYYYYYYY?
May 25, 2008 at 4:52 pm
Hey Kev,
I’m wondering something. But it will keep. I’m exceedingly patient.
Don’t worry. I won’t forget.
I, never do.
July 17, 2008 at 10:57 pm
Please pull the plug. This site is an ugly pus-filled scabies pockmark scab on the face of Internet humanity.
July 19, 2008 at 8:23 pm
Scabies doesn’t leave pock marks, Johnny. Does itch like hell, though. Thank God for Lindane!
July 25, 2008 at 6:17 am
Johnny just gets upset that this blog–which hasn’t been updated since 2/5–gets more traffic than his blog. Poor Johnny, crazy isn’t as popular as it used to be.