Excellent Blog: Of Course I Won

Plucky Mamma awarded me the “Excellent Blog” award the other day and I couldn’t have been more flattered. You love me; you really, really love me.

Now I have a nifty new blog widget–which is cool–but I also get to award the award to 10 more people. Because I know that my endorsement is kinda like Ted Kennedy endorsing Obama, I have thought carefully about who I would nominate and why:

My Redhead Life, My Other Blog is a Porsche and Soylent Green

Of all the blogs I have read, these are the only three I find myself in agreement with consistently. It may be because they are so insightful. Or it may be because they are written my moi (that’s Frenchie lingo for “me.”)

The rest in alpha order:

Abyssalleviathin

Because Aby IS Marshall.

Amused Muse

Belly dancer…need I say more?

Blogitude

Mark gets the award because he would beat me up if I didn’t give him the award.

Dame Wiggins of Lee

Wiggs’ humor is devastatingly, recklessly hilarious. Plus she’s a cool person. And offered to let my Redhead and me stay in her vacation home.

De-Conversion

Honesty without (too much) hostility.

Desk Full of Clutter

Sam gets my vote for being a father who homeschools his kids.

The Home Engineer

Krislinatin gets the award for putting up with me for a year now and still not telling me I was going to hell. Not that I’m NOT, she just hasn’t told me that…yet.

The Justification of Justin

I am sucking up to Justin because I want to be in his next movie.

The Leaky Brain

For introducing me to “What What in the Butt?” and because I feel the icy stare of a llama on me all the time.

Pastor of Disaster

Because he smokes cigars and puts pictures of him smoking on his website. And he looks like Steven Page.

Reflections from a Murky Pond

Because Jonolon speaks about himself in the third person and has a cool avatar.

RJLight

Funny, gutsy writer.

…solipsubmissive…

Elise gets the award for not only being an excellent writer, but because she is also consistently gracious in her comments. She’s pretty cool (and a little kinky.)

Total Tranny

‘Cause he’s number one for “total tranny” on Google.

You Dream of Jane, Kissing Corpral Kate and Crowded Head, Cozy Bed

Because Lou writes in three distinct styles and manages (most of the time) to maintain the separation in his own brain he gets my vote for all three of his blogs. (Sorry guys, Janie is a 40ish man, not a young, nubile, heavy breasted woman.)

YoYoDyne Propulsion Labs

Rachael deserves the award for coming up with quirky, hilarious posts on living in Reno with barefoot neighbors, Hello Kitty AK-47’s and psychoactive medications.

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2008 Plugged Back In Again

Well I’m back online. Luckily my armor of God pajamas withstood the forces of evil in heavenly places.

To find out exactly what I was doing you can see this post over at My Other Blog is a Porsche.

Carry on, nothing to see here.

2008 Unplugged

Happy New Year. Welcome to 2008.

Jesus appeared to me and sent me on a secret mission. At present I am blogging on a secure line from an undisclosed location. It appears the spiritual forces in high places may be trailing me. I may be off line for a while so don’t be concerned, I am winning the world for Christ.

Top Posts of 2007

Here is a list of the most read posts of 2007. Thanks to commenter DM at Krislinatin’s blog for the “how to“:

Title	Views
What's Underneath that Burqa	5,621
Joyce Meyer's Pornographic Lifestyle	5,413
Condoleezza Rice a Lesbian?	3,906
Biblical Sexual Standards	3,797
What Atheists Cry Out During Sex…	3,326
How to Deal with Jehovah's Witnesses	3,120
Close Your Porn First	2,922
Sexual Orientation: How to Know if You A	2,860
Your Blog is Lame Because You are Lame	2,448
Ann Coulter: Latex Fetish, Prostitution	2,434
God Loves Big Boobs	2,414
Joyce Meyer Supporters Can Go to Hell (R	2,132
Homeschoolers Can Be Fun [PIC - Not Safe	2,030
Do You See Jesus?	1,748
Sexy 6" Spike Boots, Erotic Pictures and	1,584
Calvary Chapel Pastor Speaks Out (and sh	1,279
Girl Naked Except for a Thong	1,191
Fred Thompson: A Bio	1,031
I’m Sick of My Wife Using Me	1,003
Your Input Needed: Why Don’t Women Lik	989
Your Pastor is a Controlling Idiot	950
How Fundys Swim	880
God did what…?	828
Florida Refuses to Allow Oral Exams in S	788
Homeschool Mom Is an Imbecile	679
Calvary Chapel: How Long Before It's a	657
Serial Killers, Sex, Movies and Silk Box	651
About	631
Please Forgive my Foolishness	608
Book Ideas on Marriage/Sex	601
Jamie Lynn Spears and Abortion	575
Calvary Chapel: Calling for Pastor Inpu	535
Calvary Chapel: A Primer on the Dangers	513
He Just Had a Bad Habit	508
Why Your Mate is an Asshole	505
Great WordPress Blog Names: 450 Ideas	500
Called by God to Ministry: Narcissists	490
How I've Experienced God	468
Single Moms: Stop Abusing Your Kids and	418
Calvary Chapel Preacher Site Bans My Com	414
They Will Know You’re Not a Christian	409
Are You WhoreChurch Approved?	381
Shame, Self-Condemnation and Porn: Meet	374
Calvary Chapel: The Root of the Problem	358
Homeschooling: Is it OK to Lie to Child	352
I know you're impressed, but it's Jesus.	350
How to Fix Your Marriage	349
Why Do Christians Want to Have So Much S	332
Tips for a Fun Thanksgiving!	331
Why You Should Stop Going to Church	327
Calvary Chapel: Quit Before Someone Get	316
How to Stop Pre-Marital Sex	310
Tag Lines: Need Your Input	293
What Would Jesus Preach?	291
Evangelism: Guilt, Shame and Reality	274
Paris Hilton Text Messaging from Jail	273
New Testament Koine Greek: Who Knew It W	271
Called by God: How to Prevent Narcissis	269
Islam is ICKY. Meet Tom and Bill, Warri	269
Joyce Meyer Supports Gone Wild!	264
HELL EXPLAINED BY CHEMISTRY STUDENT	264
What's In Your Bible?	260
Irish I was Drunk	254
Chocolate Easter Jesus – The Perfect E	250
If You Liked Brokeback Mountain…	239
Your Spouse is Having Sex, Is It With Yo	237
Richard Dawkins is NOT an Atheist	236
Homosexual Christianity - Need Your Inpu	235
How We Got the Canon of Scripture	230
Fuck 9/11	229
Evangelism Guilt Part II	228
I am the father of Anna Nicole's baby	222
Andrea Yates Trial and Murder Revisited:	216
Why GodTube.com is Stupid and Antiproduc	214
Word of Faith: You Can Thank Me Later	209
Poisoning Being Considered in Falwell De	206
The God Delusion (or Jesus Ain't Magic)	205
What Will You Let Define You?	204
Catholic School Great for Transvestite P	197
Go to Church, Win a Car!	196
Mary Winkler Wants Her Kids Back	188
TGI FUNDYS: Fundamentalist Hilarity!	188
Stupid Christians: Case in Point	187
Was Eve Flat Chested?	187
Atheism is the New Black	177
The Spiritual Blindness of Fundamentalis	172
Anna Nicole Smith Controversy: I am the	172
I Don't Know Why I Try (or Why Fundies a	169
Rick Warren Collapses During HIV Event	168
Is God Supernatural?	164
Parody and Sarcasm as Commentary	162
Why Abstinence Teaching Fails and What t	161
Jesus Looks Good in a Banana Hammock; M	159
Mike Huckabee: A Dangerous Candidate	159
Another Christian Circle Jerk	159
The Official Creation/ Intellegent Desig	153
Jerry Falwell Dead: Who Speaks for God	149
World Religious Distribution	148
How to Get Out of a Boring Sermon	148
Imus Endows Rutgers Scholarship	148
Falwell in Hell? (Video)	147
God Became Flesh	146
Can Christians Be Both Stupid and Saved?	146
Uh, I'm What? Brian McLaren?	146
Kathy Griffin and Suck it Jesus	145
Flying Spaghetti Monster Hypocrisy	141
Today's Sermon: Be Excellent to One Ano	140
What's Your Best "Not Safe for Church" S	135
Kent Hovind: A Tribute	132
WhoreChurch Needs Your Advice	131
God’s Website: An Open Letter Critiqu	130
Sinners Welcome - well, some sinners any	127
Troubled by Your Sexual Preference? Try	120
When Atheists Evangelize	118
A Real Church Sign…	117
God Recalls D. James Kennedy	113
Pope John XII: This Day in Church Histo	112
Why Did Jesus Make You Ugly?	111
Sinéad O'Connor Gets Emergency Injuncti	108
The Nature of God	105
Why Pray to Jesus When You Can….	103
OK, OK, You Guys are Just too Clever	101
Jesus Would Go to Hooters	100
Evangelicals are an Embarrassment	98
It's Official: Christianity Today Endors	96
Posable Paper Pope: Fun for the Whole F	96
They Nailed Jesus to the F*&%*IN' CR	95
The Irony that Is Conservapedia	93
A Wife is Worth $1,377 Per Hour?	93
Why God Hates Florida	93
Win Ben Stein’s Theology	91
Prayer and Coincidence	91
Looking for Metaphors	91
The Vast Zionist Conspiracy: The Handy	88
Who Would Jesus Endorse?	87
Ted Haggard: Own a Piece of Evangelical	84
Everyone Worships…	84
Intelligent Design My Ass	83
The Miracle of the Ice Cream Cake	82
The Most Offensive Meme Ever	81
Jesus Loves You, But…	80
Don't Visit This Website…	80
Gimmee $15K, I'll Give You a Blog	79
The Problem with Homosexuals	77
Touch Not the Lord’s Anointed	76
Jesus Gets all the Chicks	74
Jesus: My Get Out of Jail Free Card	74
Supply Side Jesus	72
The Lot is Cast Into the Lap…	72
Don't Stand Behind the Pope…	71
Mom is Santa	71
A Message from God	67
The Day I Got Fired Was Wednesday	66
How Much Bible Do You Know?	66
Jesus' New Cop Show	66
God Said She's a Smart Ass	64
Mike Huckabee's New Campaign Ad	64
Sometimes We All Need a Little Help	62
Rape or Not: Is that You Rachael?	62
Jesus Died for Your Sins…	61
Now It's Worth $21K	61
This Day in Church History 1904	58
The Reliablity of Fallible Scripture	57
D. James Kennedy Quotes	57
What Are You Getting God for Valentine�	56
Happy New Year, 5768	55
Galileo Galilei Welcome to Heaven Day	54
The New Atheist Diet	54
The Heroic Battle Between the Forces of	52
Hiatus…	51
Evangelism 101: The Bait and Switch	51
Blog Marketing Exchange	47
This Day in Church History 1941	47
25 Things I Learned from Google Trends	47
TGI Fundys New Graphic	46
Whore Church Breaks 4,000 Page Views	45
The Noah's Ark Challenge	45
Jesus Loves Me, You Probably Won't	45
Now This is Emergent…	44
Post Rapture Words of Comfort	44
What I’ve Learned in 2007	40
Gays, Blacks and The Pope	40
Freedom of Religion: You’re Free to W	38
Hanukkah Ham Oy!	36
I'm Not Mad at Dad (Anymore)	35
Make a Post Earn Some Salvation Points	34
Thank You Friends	33
Truth in Church Advertising	33
TGI Fundys	33
Why I Love Senator McCarthy	33
WhoreChurch Breaks 2,000 Page Views	31
Hilarious Post over at My Other Blog is	30
Why You Need to Thank Me for Thanksgivin	30
Tag Clouds	29
Living with a Narcissist: Understanding	28
Should Pastors Have to Pass Psych Screen	28
8 Facts You Didn't Know about Me	27
Free Burma	27
WhoreChurch Ranked a Top 100K Site	24
Day 2 on WordPress and we just broke 100	23
A Little Help Here…	23
Identity Crisis	22
Congrats to Fracas!	21
A Link to My Old Blog	20
Go Deep	19
Today is the First Day of the Rest of My	16
How to Make £2 billion as a Prophet	16
The Story of the First Christmas	16
This Day in Church History 1572	11

Thank You Friends

On the occasion of the US Thanksgiving I wanted to say thank you for being my friends over the previous 11 months I’ve had this blog.

I started to call you “readers,” but many of you are far more than readers. Your friendship has been shown in the encouragement, the pithy comments, the laughter and the occasional (or more) personal email.

Many times your words were exactly what I needed that day/week/month to get me through.

Blogging is therapy, practice, art, recreation and self-improvement. You have and continue to make that a joy.

Thank you for being my friends.

Kevin Scott

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