The New Atheist Diet

This speaks for itself:

We must stop the evil cannibal atheist conspiracy.

(Found here, at Friendly Atheist. But they’re not really friendly, they’re cannibals.)

Jesus Gets all the Chicks

Found here.

Joyce Meyer Supports Gone Wild!

For some reason Joyce Meyer supporters like to hang out with me. I can’t figure out why, but that seems to be the case. All of the top search terms sending me traffic are Joyce Meyer related.

Most of them are just angry with me. After all, I posted a picture of Joyce Meyer’s opulent compound. It seems revealing how Joyce lives off the blood of Jesus is somehow evil. The first rule of Joyce Meyer is you don’t talk about Joyce Meyer. So many come here angry and tell me angry things. Grrrrrrrrr.

But then there are times when the comments just get hilarious, this is the case with the aptly named Soldier of Christ. Here is his/her comment:

Condem you, I’d like to slap you!

SoC if you are going to go around “condem”-ing people you might want to learn to spell the word. Dam it.

But if you slap me I will, just like Jesus, turn the other cheek.

Oh yeah, it looks like a pornographic lifestyle.

Glad you agree.

No you idiot, it looks like a beautiful compound!

Oh, sorry. I thought you agreed with me for a minute there. But pornography can be beautiful, right?

She deserves everything God has given her, she has saved millions of people around the world and continues to do so daily, she is the most inspiring bible teacher God has graced the earth with.

Wow, I didn’t know she was saving people now. I thought that was Jesus. That’s probably why I misunderstood. See, I thought she claimed to be a Christian. If she doesn’t claim to be a Christian then her lifestyle makes perfect sense. Jesus lived in relative poverty. Philippians 2:5 tells his followers to imitate his humbling of himself.

But if Joyce Meyer isn’t teaching Christianity then your argument makes perfect sense.

I know my bible better than you ever could

I challenge you to a BIBLE OFF!

and believe me posting garbage and trashing ANYONE is not Godly, you are purely motivated by satan himself.

Um, I don’t want to embarrass you, but aren’t you trashing me?

Anyone who judges her and what she has worked to obtain, are filled wtih jealousy and I feel so sorry for the wrath that God will put upon you. This trash site that is established to trash of one his children, good luck.

Actually this site is established to trash a number of people who choose to take advantage of others. Joyce is not unique in that regard.

But don’t feel sorry for God’s wrath. Wrath can take care of himself.

I know this, this site was developed by satan himself and anyone who agrees with slamming another person who has helped millions deserves everything you have coming…I feel so sorry for you.

You flatter me. I’m not nearly important enough to get Satan’s direct notice. I suspect I’m only worth the attention of lesser demons.

And this site uses the Kubrick design. I looked at Satan’s designs, but they were, well, a little dark for my taste. Kinda goth. They just don’t fit my sunny disposition.

I’m anxious to see what it is I have coming. Are you sending it FedEx, UPS or snail mail? Let me know and I will keep an eye out.

Get over it and and get a life! Whomever started this garbage website I stumbled across, to slam a woman who has done nothing but good for the world, I feel sorry for you, you must be a pitiful creature, crawling on your belly in the dirt, like a snake.

Now that’s taking it too far. You are now making fun of me being a paraplegic. I will have you know that a nice woman in Omaha was kind enough to buy me a wheelchair so I don’t have to crawl on my belly any more. Thanks Rosie!

What a bunch of losers with idle minds of the devils playground.

Whenever I go to the Devil’s playground I always enjoy that super-huge swing set. It’s made out of aborted baby bones.

When you have saved millions and wrote many NY times best sellers, get back to us.

Again, I don’t expect I will ever save anyone. “Nothing but the Blood of Jesus” here SoC.

“Us”? Are you still having the voices in your head?

In the meantime, even a idiot can appear wise by keeping their mouth shut.

Exactly my point.

You are truly pitiful.

Luckily, God pities me. But don’t worry, He pities you too.

Check out my right hand side bar SoC–you’ve replaced Satisfied Housewife. You now get the Loving Christian Award!

When Atheists Evangelize

Found here.

Don’t Visit This Website…

Visiting this website will put your soul in eternal peril.

Don’t click here. Please. Don’t. If you click here you will be sorry. So don’t click here. If you click on this link it will be against my advice. Don’t say I didn’t warn you not to click this link. Do not click. Just don’t do it. Trust me on this one, you don’t want to click this link. Or this one.